No, I'm still mad at you.

So there's this thing Science has discovered called Dark Energy.

It's based on the assumption that just observing matter changes it right.
Well obviously Dark Energy doesn't like to be observed, because just by looking at it it could destroy the entire universe.
Of course, scientists are furiously observing it every chance they get.

Huh wut? Where did that come from? As brilliant as it is.

I want a Large Hadron Collider for my birthday. It seems it has a billion different ways to fuck up the universe as we know it.

Ooh, sounds entertaining. I like fucking up the universe. Y'know, like the way the ugly on your face does.

*is far to entertained with 7 Ways the Earth Could Be Destroyed Without You Noticing*

You should go read Cracked.com.

Hey, I gotta go to bed.
Dif-tor heh smusma, t'hai'la. Sleep well.

Peace and Long Life, T'hai'la

'Night Bones <3~